Canada is a wonderful country, a judgment I am making based entirely on today's weather. 50s and sunny! I'd be okay if it stayed like this forever.

If I were basing my judgment of Canada entirely on its Cheez Whiz commercials, however, I think I might have come to a harsher conclusion. If I come across a video of it, well, it'll be cruel of me to expose your delicate ears to the agony that is the "Cheez Whiz Has Personality" commercial, but I'm going to have to post it.